Cowboy Rides Into Town..

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.

He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.!

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished., I'm gonna do what I done back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I done back in Texas.!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas.?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!!"

LAWS OF REVERSITY..

Crazy and untold laws, The LAWS OF REVERSITY..

LAW OF QUEUE:
"If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.."

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
"When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.."

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
"After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.."

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
"Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.."

LAW OF THE ALIBI:
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.."

BATH THEOREM:
"When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.."

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
"The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.."

LAW OF THE RESULT:
"When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!!"

LAW OF BIO MECHANICS:
"The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.."

LAW OF COFFEE:
"As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.."

Computer Error..

An oldie but goodie...

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over. Bob clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote out.... I D 1 0 T

I used to like Bob..!!