LAWS OF REVERSITY..

Crazy and untold laws, The LAWS OF REVERSITY..

LAW OF QUEUE:
"If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.."

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
"When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.."

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
"After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.."

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
"Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.."

LAW OF THE ALIBI:
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.."

BATH THEOREM:
"When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.."

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
"The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.."

LAW OF THE RESULT:
"When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!!"

LAW OF BIO MECHANICS:
"The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.."

LAW OF COFFEE:
"As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.."