Life's Crazy Rules II

• The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay...
• Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens...
• First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else...
• Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references...
• Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale...