Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north.. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night..
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.."
"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn.."
Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney.. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"
"Yes, I do.."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and visit with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did.."
"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did.."
"Well, thanks!! She just died and left me everything!!"
"@#$%^"
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.."
"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn.."
Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney.. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"
"Yes, I do.."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and visit with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did.."
"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did.."
"Well, thanks!! She just died and left me everything!!"
"@#$%^"
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