07 May, 2011

Drunk Man Ordering Beer



A man walks into the front door of a bar.. He is obviously drunk.. he staggers up to the bar.. seats himself on a stool.. and with a belch.. asks the bartender for a drink..

The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink.. He could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him..

The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs.. grumbles.. climbs down off the bar stool.. and staggers out the front door..

A few minutes later.. the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar.. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink.. The bartender comes over.. and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation.. Again.. the bartender offers to call a cab for him..

The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily.. curses.. and shows himself out the side door.. all the while grumbling and shaking his head..

A few minutes later.. the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar.. He plops himself up on a bar stool.. gathers his wits.. and belligerently orders a drink..

The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk.. Will be served no drinks.. and either a cab or the police will be called immediately..

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish.. Cries..

"Oh Man!!  ^&*%#.. How many bars do you work at!!"

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